Him: Will you ever write about me?
Me: Do you think our story is interesting enough?
Him: I think so! Just don’t use my name. I’m about to be a married man 😉
Me: If you’re so married, why are you texting me? Why do you care if I write about us?
Him: I don’t.
Me: What if I publish this conversation and that will be the story
Him: You’re weird
Me: You think we have a story – maybe this is the way to write it. Or, can you think of a better way? Either way, you’re part of the story. How does it feel to be writing our story right now – as we text…
Him: If it’s successful, can I take credit?
Me: You said I should not use your name.
Him: Yeah, don’t. Ever.
Me: Like we never happened.
Him: Rolls eyes…
Me: I won’t. I promise. Noone will ever know about you. I’m GDPR compliment. Compliant. Sorry, autocorrect.
Me: Is there anything you secretly wish that I would write about us?
Him: The time we had sex and it was really intense.
Him: It was really intense. You’re too intense.
Me: What do you mean?
Him: Sorry, gotta go. Family event
Me: Sure, enjoy!
… And that’s how the convo went …
… in my head….